101. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I’ll do it myself.
102. I will not waste time making my enemy’s death look like an accident -- I’m not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn’t believe it.
104. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes. 105. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he’s caused.
Gary: Hello, what? Um... is this Mr. Usohappyaku? I just received a Playstation 3 in the mail, and I wanted to ask you about...
Sony: Ahh-so! You a super-rucky rucky man, you! We only senda one Praystation 3 to America fora sneek preview, and you at ign.com win rottery! Congraturatons!
Gary: Actually this is misin... ign.com, yes. Hi there.
Sony: Herro?
Gary: So Mr. Usohappyaku, I can’t tell you how excited I am to have this machine in my hands. I could pee myself, I really could. Would you walk me through the new features of the PS3?
Sony: Ah yes. I ama so happy to help you, Mr. Potty man. The Praystation 3 is a super advanced machine of technology. It will confuse and amaze you two times. Rooka at the back of the machine.
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